SWEET. NEW. KICKS.
Don’t tell anyone, but I have a couple Dora The Explorer dolls, too. Actually, ha ha. Tell everyone you want about me, please!!!
Hi, internet! Do you live in/around New York City? Well, you should come to this show on Sunday night! It’s going to be really fun, I promise! It’s all about Michelle’s and my first summer in the city. It’s full of true stories*, original songs and overall good times! It’s at 7pm at The Peoples Improv Theater. Can you make it?
You can buy your tickets right now!
*75% true. 25% better.
Go! It’ll be fun! I Promise! Don’t trust me? Go on youtube and look them up! See for yourself!
I’d be there right now if I thought I could rush the stage without them calling the cops on me again. Er, what am I saying? Totes worth it, duh! See you soon, my love. Look for the guy with the t-shirt that says “I fucking love Michelle fucking Vargas.”
Oh baby, you so deserve this happiness! He sees what I see! But he better not get any fucking ideas.